Tuesday, 10 November 2020

ek ajeeb sa sapana aaya mujhe

“ishaant idhar aao…..” maths teacher ke muh se apana naam sunakar mera dil dhaak se baith gaya. is baar phir main phel ho gaya kya. pichhale teen saalon se main ek hee class mein tha. aur main chaah kar bhee dasavee class paas nahin kar paaya tha. meree umr apanee class ke bachchon se teen saal jyaada thee kyukee ye pahalee baar nahin tha kee main phel hua tha. meree daadhee moochhe sab thee jab kee mere saath ke bachchon kee abhee theek se nahin aaee thee. meree height bhee class mein sabase jyaada thee. mere maan baap kee jid thee kee main dasavee paas karoon. “ishaant tumhe sunaee nahin diya…..” main phir se apanee jagah par hil gaya. “jee……” mainne darate darate javaab diya…. main teacher kee seet ke paas pahuncha hee tha. vo tejee se khada hua aur usane mere kaan pakad liye….” tujhe sharm nahin aatee kee teen saal se ek hee class mein hai too par abhee bhee paas nahin ho paata class test mein too.” mathssar achaanak tumhe se tujhe par aa gae the. “bol tere saath kya kiya jae kee too padhaee kare aur is class se dapha ho jae.” mathssar mera sar kaan pakad pakad kar lahara rahe the. “ha ha haahaah ha ha ha…...poori class jor jor se hans rahee thee….” “bol jaldee kya kiya jaaye tere saath…” sar phir se bole mera kaan kheenchate kheenchate ….main chup raha par mere bols mein kuchh sanasanee shuroo ho gayee is beijattee se aur sar ka poori class ke saamane mere kaan kheenchane se. “theek hai aaj class tai karegee kee tujhe kya saja mile….kyunki main to tujhe saza de de kar thak chooka hoon……..class aaj tum log socho kee isake saath kya karana hai. ……” ye sunate hee mere shareer mein ek ajeeb see sarasaraahat daud gayee aur main apane lund mein khoon ka bharaav mahasoos karane laga… class se ajeeb ajeeb see aavaajen aane lagee….par ek aavaaz jo sabase alag aur oonchee thee aur mere kaano se takaraee thee. “sar ise nanga karake apanee tebal par murga banaeiye aur poori class isakee chutad par skel se pitaee kare,...” vo aavaaz class monitar amit kee thee. achaanak baakee aavaajen band ho gayee aur amit kee aavaaz hee sune de rahee thee. “theek hai…...aaj ye hee saza milegee ishaant ko…..” sar ne apana phaisala sunaaya. “amit aur sushaant tum donon aage aao aur ishaant ke kapade utaaro poori class ke saamane. aur meree taraph se poori aajaadee hai tumhe…” sar ne pharamaan sunaaya. itana sunate hee amit aur sushaant donon fataafat bhaagate hue meree taraph aaye aur achaanak mere kapado par dhaava bol diya. mainne poori tarah se apana bachaav karane kee koshish karee. par un donon kee taakat ke aage main haarane laga. ek ek karake meree taee, phir shart, phir baniyan, aur phir paint unadono ne utar dee. “ ruko ek minat……” sar ne beech mein un donon ko rok diya… vo donon peechhe hat gae. sar ne aage badhakar mera kaan phir se pakad kar hava mein mera sir laharaaya. “ sharm aa rahee hai thodee ke nahin tujhe…..” main achaanak rone laga aur bola..” sar pleej mujhe maaf kar deejiye aage se aisa nahin hoga.. main achchhe maarks laakar dikaoonga. pleej sar…..” sar hansaane lage…” jo teen saal mein na ho saka vo ab kya hoga…” “ sar pleej main aapase bheekh maangata hoon…..” mera muh sharm se laal tha aur mera lund mere andaraviyar mein pure patthar kee tarah khada tha aur preekam tapak raha tha. vaise teen saal se ek hee class mein rahate rahate mujhe beijjatee kee aadat pad gayee thee par ye too kuchh jyaada hee ho gaya tha. main apanee poori class ke saamane lagabhag nanga khada tha. poori class ke ladako kee nazar meree bodee par thee. mera dil raajadhaanee eksapres kee raftaar se dhadak rah tha. aur mera chehara seb kee tarah laal ho gaya tha sharm se. “class tumhe kya lagata hai ye kaaphee hai isako saza dene ke lie….” sar ne class kee taraph dekh kar puchha. “nahin….nahin ….nahin…..” poori class ek saath bolee….sar ne phir meree taraph dekha…” aaj tera din achchha nahin hai. unhonne mera kaan chhoda aur amit kee taraph dekh kar kaha……” ise poora nanga karo, ye aise hee sudharega…” “nahin sar pleej… aisa mat karie… main aage se mahanat karoonga…. pleej sar pleej….” main gidagidaane laga… par isase pahale kee kuchh kahate sar, amit aur sushaant ne poori taaqat se mera andaraviyar kheenchana shuroo kar diya...mainne bahut rokane kee koshish karee, par do logo ke aage meree taakat bahut kam thee. un dono ne mera andaraviyar kheench kar phaad diya….”ha ha ha ah aaha ha…..” vo donon jor jor se hansaane lage aur unake saath poori class bhee hansaane lagee. mainne apane haathon se apana lund chhupa liya...aur meree aakhon se jhar jhar aansoon bahane lage….un donon ne mere phaate hue andaraviyar ke dono tukade hava mein phenk die….mera land patthar kee tarah sakht tha. mera sar neeche jhuka hua tha. “pleej sar mijhe maaf kar deejiye….” mainne rote rote kaha… “ ha ha haaha ha aaha….” chaaron taraph baakee ladako ke hansee ke thahaake aur khusarapusar mere kaano mein goonj rahee thee. “chal ab tebal par chadh aur murga ban ja….” sar ka aadesh mere kaanon mein pada. “nahin sar pleej, aisa mat kariye…. pleej sar….” main rote rote bheekh maang raha tha au rmaine donon haath jod die. par aisa karate hee mera khada hua lund ek jhatake ke saath bahaar aa gaya aur ab mera lund aur meree jhaanten saaf dikhane lagee. aisa karate hee poori class jor jor se hansane lagee. mera muh sharm se aur laal ho gaya...aur mainne phir se apane haathon ko apane lund par laga liya… mathssar bhee hansane lage ye dekh kar. par phir se unhonne apana chehara sakht bana kar kaha “ jo kaha ja raha hai vo kar… nahin to aur bura haal hoga….” “ nahin sar pleej….” main phir se gidagidaane laga. . par is baar sar ka chehara gusse se laal ho gaya aur vo meree aur bade. unhonne aav dekha na taav, mere muh par jhaapado kee barasaat kar dee. mujhe apane chehare ko bachaane ke lie apane haathon ko chehare par lagaana pada. aath das thappad khaane ke baad main tebal par gir pada. “jo kaha ja raha hai vo kar…..” sar dubaara chillaaye… main dar ke maare ek dam tebal par chadh gaya…” ab murga ban…..” main phoren murga ban gaya. achaanak sab log jor jor se hansaane lage… mere land mein ek jor ka jhataka laga is apamaan se. meree chutad neeche thee. tabhee sar ne paas mein rakhee ek dandee se meree chutad par jor se maara. “aaaahhhh…..” main ek dam khada ho gaya aur apanee chutad sahalaane laga. itane mein ek aur dandee padee meree chutad par “ apanee chutad hava mein upar karake murga ban.” sar kee aavaaz aaee. main fataafat dubaara murga ban gaya par is baar meree chutad hava mein oopar thee. sar ne teen chaar baar dandee jor jor se meree chutad par maaree. “aaahhah...aaaahhh……” main bas dard mein cheikhata hee rah gaya. “chutad neeche nahin aani chaahie chaahe jo bhee ho….” sar ka aardar aaya. main apanee chutad ko neeche karane ka saahas na kar saka. “chalo ab sab ek ek karake yahaan aao aur is lakadee ke skel se isakee chutad par ek ek baar maaro. ishaant har baar skel padane par too bolega…..soree sar maaf kar deejiye agalee baar jaroor paas hoonga main…..samajha? “ sar ka aardar tha. “jee sar….” mainne rote rote javaab diya… amit aur sushaant tum donon topar ho is test ke, tum donon shuroo karo is gadhe kee pitaee….” choonki mera chehara class kee taraph tha. mainne dekha kee amit ne skel uthaaya aur jor se meree chutad par skel maara. main dard se bilbila gaaya. “aaaahhh..aa ha...…...soree sar maaf kar deejiye agalee baar jaroor paas hoonga” dekha ra chutad dard ke maare kab neeche ho gaya. mujhe pata nahin chala… itane mein sar kee ek dandee meree chutad par padee…..”aaaahhhh……” main chillaaya. “chutad oopar…..” sar bole. mainne fataafat apanee chutad oopar kar lee. itane mein mainne dekha kee lagabhag poori class tebal ke paas jama thee aur apanee baaree ka intazaar kar rahee thee meree gaand ko sakane ko. main ghabara gaya aur meree land mein se prikam tapakane laga. mainne dekha kee amit ne sushaant ke kaan mein kuchh kaha aur donon jor jor se hansaane lage. shaayad usane mere land se tapakate hue prikam ko dekh liya tha. par is beijjatee mein bhee ek ajeeb see sanasanee pure shareer mein daud rahee thee. khair ab mainne dekha kee sushaant aage bada aur jor se skel mere chutad par maara…..”aaaahh…..” jor se cheekh mere muh se nikalee tabhee mujhe dhyaan aaya kee mujhe maafee bhee maanganee hai. “soree sar maaf kar deejiye agalee baar jaroor paas hoonga” mainne fataafat bola...meree aavaaz mein ek kampakapaahat thee. isake baad to ek ek karake class ke saare ladako ne meree gaand kee sikaee karee. har baar main dard mein cheekha aur maafee maangee. aur har baar mujhe apane land mein sakhtee badatee dikhaee dee. 25ven stoodent tak aate aate to mujhe laga kee mera land jhad jaega. meree chutad skel aur sar kee dandiyaan kha kha kar sunn hone lagee thee dar ke maare aur mere aakhon ke aansoon bhee sukhaane lagee. mujheh apanee chutad mein lagee aag apane land mein bahatee dikh rahee thee. main buree tarah se apane land ko haath mein lekar hilaana chaahata tha lekin sar kee dandiyon kee maar ke dar se usako nahin chhoo paaya. par mera land ab jor jor se jhatake maarane laga tha itane skel khaane ke baad. mujhe laga kee main vaapis na pahunchaane vaalee stithi mein pahunch raha hu. “chal seedha ho ishaant….” sar ne aardar diya. main ab murga se seedha khada ho gaya par sharm ke maare mainne apane tapakate hue land ko apane haath se chhupa liya.. par jaise hee main seedha hua poori class ke ladakon ne jor se thaahaaka maara. main samajh gaya kee sab log mere khade aur tapakate hue land ko dekh kar hans rahe hai. is apamaan ke baad to jaise mere land ne jor jor se jhatake maarane shuroo kare aur mera chehara sharm se laal ho gaya kee ab main poori class ke saamane jhadooga to meree kya ijjat rah jaayegee, par sab kuchh ab mere haath se phisalata hua nazar aa rah tha. poori class ke saamane mainne apane land ko jor se pakad kiya aur dabaane laga.. “aah….aaaahhhh…….aah……” kee aahe bharane laga…. itane mein meree aankh khulee aur mainne dekha kee main apane bistare pada hoon… aur ye ek sapana tha….par mera land poori tarah se patthar kee tarah sakht tha aur bilakul jhadane vaalee stithi mein tha. ….mainne fataafat apanee short aur andaraviyar ko neeche kheencha aur lete lete jor jor se apane land ko hilaane laga….aur poora sapana meree aankhon ke saamane ghumaane laga….vo poori class ke saamane main tebal par khada naga apana land hila raha hoon aur poori class jor jor se hans rahee hai. “aahhhh…...aahh……..” meree aahen tez ho gayee. aur mera poora shareer uttejana se bhar gaya...mera haath bijalee kee raftaar se hil raha tha…..aur dekhate hee dekhate meree aahen cheekho mein badal gayee aur mera land jor jor se paanee chhodane laga. “aah….aah….aaaa……..aaa…..hoon……..oooohhhh……..” main kuchh samay ke lie pata nahin kis duniya mein pahunch gaya…..mere land mein kam se kam 15-20 jhatake maare aur jab main hosh mein aaya mainne dekha kee meree poori chhaatee aur mere haath par mera pani hee pani tha. ….main jor jor se saans le raha tha. mera dimaag abhee bhee us class vaale sapane mein tha. kaash aisa kabhee sach mein hua hota jab main stoodent tha….…

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ek ajeeb sa sapana aaya mujhe

“ishaant idhar aao…..” maths teacher ke muh se apana naam sunakar mera dil dhaak se baith gaya. is baar phir main phel ho gaya kya. pichhale...